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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

weighsmedownlikelead:

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

too often

colorguardenthusiast:

Nearly all colorguard people have an immense amounts of aleve, asprin, midol, tampons, band aids, bags of chips, a book, something to write on, cash, tape, extra clothes, candy, a pillow, a blanket, a rhinoceros and the Area 51 inside of there bag.
But there’s never a goddamn bobby-pin.

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond


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Marching band problem #26

marchingbandproblem:

When uniforms zip in the back


me:  *tries to breathe*
kim kardashian hollywood app:  you dont have enough energy to do that
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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."